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The 12 Steps of Yorkies Anonymous

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The 12 steps of Yorkies Anonymous

1. We admited we were powerless over Yorkies and Our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a power greater than us could restore us to sanity. (More Yorkies)

3. Made a decision to turn our lives and our will over to the care of yorkies as they understand us.

4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our Yorkie Accessories and decided we needed more.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and another Yorkie owner the exact extent of our yorkie clothing collection.

6. Refused to ask God to remove our Yorkie shopping addiction. What is the point of a Yorkie if you can’t buy it stuff?

7. Humbly asked God to help us find the next cute outfit or toy to purchase. And Prayed our friends would share the links when they found such items.

8. Made a list of all the cutest outfits and toys and beds we want to buy.

9. Made direct purchases online when we found cute items, and physically went to the stores when products weren’t available on line.

10. Continued to take inventory of our outfits and when a new one came out purchased it right away.

11. Sought thru friends and online sights to improve our collection of yorkie ‘stuff’ and to improve on our grooming abilities.

12. Having had a ‘Spiritual Awakening” as the direct result of owning yorkies and spoiling them rotten, we pledged to carry this message to other Yorkie addicts and help them find all the good websites to purchase stuff for their Yorkies Princes and Princesses. And to Practice our Grooming skills with all of our heart and follow these principles in all our affairs.

 


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